Famous People Talk 1

• "The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage."

Will Cuppy

• "Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."

Woody Allen

• "My best birth control now is to leave the lights on."

Joan Rivers

• "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."

Marylyn Munroe.

• "Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet."

St Augustine

• "The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin."

Honore de Balzac

• "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

Woody Allen

• "Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure."

Bob Hope

• "I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."

Bernard Manning.

• "I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

Joan Rivers