Famous People Talk 3

• "There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."

PJ O'Rourke

• "What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."

Ken Hammond.

• "Sex is God's joke on human beings."

Bette Davis

• "Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet."

Taki.

• "There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed."

George Burns

• "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

Emo Philips.

• "I am always looking for meaningful one night stands."

Dudley Moore

• "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."

Woody Allen.

• "Sex is the invention of a very clever venereal disease."

David Cronenberg

• "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."

Steve Martin.