Famous People Talk 2

• "I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."

Groucho Marx

• "She said he proposed something on their wedding night that even her own brother wouldn't have suggested."

James Thurber

• "My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

Emo Philips.

• "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."

Winston Churchill

• "You know of course that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct."

Somerset Maugham

• "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."

Mignon McLaughlin

• "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

Woody Allen.

• "When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."

Matt Groening.

• "If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips."

Woody Allen

• "Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."

Joan Rivers.