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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Famous People Talk 2

  • "I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."
Groucho Marx
  • "She said he proposed something on their wedding night that even her own brother wouldn't have suggested."
James Thurber
  • "My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Emo Philips.
  • "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."
Winston Churchill
  • "You know of course that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct."
Somerset Maugham
  • "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
Mignon McLaughlin
  • "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.
  • "When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.
  • "If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips."
Woody Allen
  • "Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Joan Rivers.

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