Famous People Talk About Sex

• "It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

Joan Rivers

• "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."

Rodney Dangerfield

• "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."

Steve Martin.

• "My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."

Emo Philips.

• "When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."

Mae West.

• "What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap."

James Agate

• "I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."

Elton John.

• "My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."

Les Dawson

• "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

Woody Allen

• "A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."

Phyllis Diller